{"id":22668,"date":"2021-07-17T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-17T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.altercampagne.net\/?p=22668"},"modified":"2021-07-24T19:55:44","modified_gmt":"2021-07-24T17:55:44","slug":"premier-relais-des-meneuses-de-troupes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.altercampagne.net\/?p=22668","title":{"rendered":"Premier relais des meneuses de troupes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Il \u00e9tait une fois en Pays de Bray, une petite troupe d\u2019irr\u00e9ductibles cyclistes organisateurices\u2026 Une fin de semaine enti\u00e8re, entre la brume et le crachin, iels r\u00e9par\u00e8rent et pr\u00e9par\u00e8rent, s\u2019activ\u00e8rent et plastifi\u00e8rent.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Quand le lundi fut venu, le ciel manqua de leur tomber sur la t\u00eate, par seaux entiers les cieux d\u00e9vers\u00e8rent leur courroux mais la nouvelle fourn\u00e9e d\u2019altercyclistes fraichement d\u00e9barqu\u00e9e ne se d\u00e9couragea point. Iels firent connaissance et re\u00e7urent une quantit\u00e9 gargantuesque d\u2019informations. La l\u00e9gende dit, qu\u2019apparut \u00e0 cette occasion, une cr\u00e9ature mythique formidable&nbsp;: la grande chenille de boue aveugle\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>De la boue jusqu\u2019aux sourcils et entre les orteils, les&nbsp;participant.e.s&nbsp;d\u00e9couvrir ICart, une carte \u00e0 la main, le nez lev\u00e9 vers les \u00e9toiles ou&nbsp;r\u00e9uni.e.s&nbsp;autour du feu de camps.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Iels apprirent \u00e0 se masser, \u00e0 observer les plantes et \u00e0 cuire des poteries puis s\u2019en furent p\u00e9daler dans les monts et les vall\u00e9es du Pays de Bray. Pour d\u00e9guster du cidre et admirer des moutons m\u00e9daill\u00e9s.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Le soir la fanfare les fit swinguer et on dit que la chenille g\u00e9ante r\u00e9apparut. Les musicien.n.es les accompagn\u00e8rent \u00e9galement au d\u00e9part le lendemain. Sur la route leurs mollets et leur endurance furent \u00e9prouv\u00e9s mais tout.e.s finirent par franchir la ligne d\u2019arriv\u00e9e. Le ventre rempli de d\u00e9licieuses mogettes sur leur lit de mogettes et la curiosit\u00e9 piqu\u00e9e par le Grand Jeu Myst\u00e8re.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Les Altercyclistes \u00e9cout\u00e8rent la pr\u00e9sentation du meunier et du boulanger du moulin de l\u2019Arbal\u00e8te puis,&nbsp;accompagn\u00e9.e.s&nbsp;de quelques locaux et dans un luxuriant th\u00e9\u00e2tre de verdure, accomplirent un myst\u00e9rieux ballet scand\u00e9 d\u2019arguments. La soir\u00e9e fut agr\u00e9ment\u00e9e de bi\u00e8res locales et de brioche d\u00e9bordante de beurre et leurs oreilles furent berc\u00e9es par les bardes de la r\u00e9gion.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ces braves gens repartirent \u00e0 l\u2019aube sur les chemins, enfourchant leurs destriers, sans se laisser d\u00e9courager par le d\u00e9nivel\u00e9. D\u2019autres animaux extraordinaires et chim\u00e9riques apparurent sur leur chemin et \u00e0 destination, un houmous divin les rassasia.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>La municipalit\u00e9 de Malaunay les emmena se promener dans les rues de la cit\u00e9 en exposant les initiatives qui y \u00e9taient engag\u00e9es. Les talents de la troupe s\u2019expos\u00e8rent le soir et \u00e0 nouveau la cervoise coula \u00e0 flot dans les gosiers.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Et enfin, pas plus tard que ce matin, malgr\u00e9 la grisaille, la g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse \u00e9paisseur des tartines et les chants de r\u00e9veil leur permirent de se lever de bonne humeur. La rencontre la plus incontournable eut lieu en haut d\u2019une colline qui les fit suer durement pour y acc\u00e9der. L\u00e0 haut un magicien fabriquait des pains en utilisant les flammes de l\u2019astre solaire. 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